Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
by satanicevil April 27, 2020
Get the Tofu Cracker mug.A derogative term for a vegetarian. Especially for someone who is "overly" vegetarian, like the person who gets mad when other people at the table order meat.
Emily: "You're ordering the steak? Don't you have a conscience?"
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."
by tofubags4lyfe July 26, 2013
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Get the ichigo tofu mug.A type of guy, who often doesn't think twice before saying anything, often socially awkward but doesn't shy away from making people uncomfortable with his questions.
by someone_somebody November 6, 2021
Get the tofu sensei mug.The thick, filmy stuff on your teeth after not brushing your teeth before going to bed or not brushing your teeth for a while.
by Nole69 June 13, 2009
Get the tooth tofu mug.A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.
That guy is Social Tofu, sure he'll talk to you about the injustice of animal abuse but tomorrow he will defend bear baiting to the death.
by katie the lady August 30, 2010
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