toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!

(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*

by Emmaleehh January 3, 2008

Toasted

Another term/word for getting high.

"You niggas ready to get toasted."

by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015

toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade January 6, 2008

toast

A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.

"Hey, you guys wanna play toast?"

by rockandrollmcdonalds October 18, 2006

Toast

toast is used when a guy says sweet,nice things to a girl

Dont mind him his just trying to toast me

by Tobi Tobs May 7, 2007

Toast

Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.

Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."

by Crucival January 20, 2016

Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.

Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...

by ButchMcMellon August 2, 2017