by ghetto_gunslinger May 26, 2010
When you get so drunk that you weave home instead of walk. Hari is slang for hairy because it will be a hairy walk. You might end up in the road, drink, on the railroad tracks or even in someone else's apartment.
I'll tell you, after the party last night, I had a Hari Weave home. I ended up on the other side of town passed out beside the railroad tracks.
by Portlandseadog9 April 09, 2008
A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.
My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
by anusweavenumber1 September 01, 2015
To grab the strands of a girls weave like the straps of a horse and whip it like you are riding her.
by WHIT3_VAD3R November 04, 2014
A tangled mess of synthetic hair that is ripped out in a tussle. This mess of hair is usually inter-twined with real hair from a ratchet hoe. This mess of hair can be seen roaming the streets waiting to find its home in the mouth of a clogged sewer.
by pantslesslegend April 17, 2017
When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.
"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"
by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010