Timber

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015

timbos

short for Timberland Boots.

man when we was runnin from the cops my timbos felt like air nikes on me.

by x August 24, 2004

tambout

tambout (also often spelled "tombout," "taumbout," or "talmbout") translates to, talking about. Used to express understanding and agreements in conversation, sometimes "nom" is added in front of tambout to create a hybrid, nomtambout. Translation, know what im talking about?

My friends don't know what they be tambout.

by Krizzlicious October 28, 2010

Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body

Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"

by bobspike May 20, 2014

Timberland

Timberland is an outdoor clothing manufacturer/retailer. Not to be confused with, record producer, singer-songwriter, actor, musician and rapper, Timbaland!

Riley: I really want Timberland boots for my birthday!

by threeohthreeftw September 18, 2010