tit tickles

An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.

"Ugh my mom is so fat she is always talkin bout tit tickles its creepy"

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

Ticklestache

The top part of a Goatee used to excite a woman's clitoris.

Borat used his ticklestache on Carmen to make her cum.

by Ketchupaholic January 13, 2009

Tickles one's fancy

in the 50s it meant something that one likes or makes one happy. today, it means something that sexually pleases someone

furries sometimes tickles one's fancy

by Arceus777 January 16, 2015

jazz tickles

noun or verb. When one person starts off in jazz hands, and then ends tickling person, leaving them surprised and speechless with delight.

I went to the store ear... Jazz tickles!

I want to do more jazz tickling when you get home.

by Betty Birdie October 27, 2012

Night on the tiles

Imagine you have food poisioning so bad that it is not a good idea to leave the bathroom for fear of not making it back in time. You are running a fever and you find that laying on the cold tiles of the bathroom are a welcome discovery to try and help lower your fever while also being ready for the next squirt that comes out of whatever orifice your sickness chooses to come out of. Might as well clean the floor as best as you can and grab a pillow, this is going to be a long night on the tiles.

Last night I got food poisioning and spent the night on the tiles.

by Del13r November 29, 2016

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008

Tickles my pickle

When something really annoys you. :-))

My cheese toasted sandwich has gone cold... that really tickles my pickle

by Amycerlouise January 1, 2019