TIA

This is awkward.

You go to a party, knock on the door, nobody answers, so you walk right in. You go into the kitchen and stand around with your friends, and start screaming "I'm here with the beer!" You wait for the people to start walking in, and you notice you arrived to the wrong house, "TIAAAAAA".

by Hayley Rose August 4, 2011

TIA

Acronym: total information awareness. The goal of the NSA, FBI, AT&T, and Google. The god-like ability to find, compile, interpret, and control data.

Google and AT&T are competing for TIA with our private data.

by Man Machine January 1, 2009

tia

a female version of boy-george

dude... that girl is such a tia

by shaniqua June 2, 2004

TIA

Stands for "This is acceptable." Only used via messenger services, etc. in 99% of cases.

Boy: I don't have a couch; looks like you'll be bunking with me tonight.
Girl: TIA.

by Furansesu December 9, 2008

tia

texting in action. Similar to mia, or missing in action, but refers to a person who, even when in a group, isolates him or herself and texts the whole night.

Arnold: Yo, you know where Lucy is?

Beth: Yea bro, she's tia.

Arnold: Ugh, not again!

by iamabluemonkey August 1, 2011

Tias

adj. pronounced tie-us.
This word is short for matias. It is used in reference to anything that is whack, overly pushy, annoying, a front, nauseating, un-crunk, or just not cool.

Person1: "Can you believe that whack ass n*#$% trynna come talk game to me?"
Person2: "yeah gurl, that s#@* was tias."

by annleigh sansoucland September 7, 2010

Ashley-Tia

An activity of sexual pleasure.

To Ashley-Tia is to mouth-fuck someone and use all of your body's strength to get it as deep and hard as possible. It can be performed by two people or performed with a group of people.

Person A:I'm feeling so hard
Person B:That's good, I've been wanted to Ashley-Tia all night
Person A:Brilliant, I've been working out recently

by eedeelfc May 26, 2013