absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 04, 2011
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Ocean of Thongs

The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.
Say, did you see Mel's new thong? She has purchased it at the Ocean of Thongs!
by The Fiend March 07, 2004
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Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss
If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.
by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008
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Chainish Thong

An undergarment of buttfloss underwear that also has one or more chains for erotic effect. These nasty little things are hard to come across, but usually the most random of people have one.
The other night I snuck into Jessica's house and found a chainish thong in her closet!
by Kid who sits in back of bus December 14, 2008
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Thong Bonus

When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.

In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”

Ricky: “Why?”

Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”

Ricky: “Totally.”
by Louisiana Gold March 09, 2009
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Kung thong

An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it
" Touch my drink again cock and Ill kung thong your face!"
by lockie0069 September 05, 2011
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Rally Thong

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!
by sanjuro_kurosawa November 08, 2010
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