For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
Get the absorbent thongmug. The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.
by The Fiend March 7, 2004
Get the Ocean of Thongsmug. by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008
Get the Thong stringmug. An undergarment of buttfloss underwear that also has one or more chains for erotic effect. These nasty little things are hard to come across, but usually the most random of people have one.
by Kid who sits in back of bus December 20, 2008
Get the Chainish Thongmug. When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.
In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”
Ricky: “Why?”
Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”
Ricky: “Totally.”
Ricky: “Why?”
Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”
Ricky: “Totally.”
by Louisiana Gold March 9, 2009
Get the Thong Bonusmug. Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010
Get the Rally Thongmug. An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it
by lockie0069 September 6, 2011
Get the Kung thongmug.