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Cornhole Wallace

Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Cornhole Wallace? The poor fool at so much corn he killed himself.
by Dumpy(Official) December 30, 2020
mugGet the Cornhole Wallacemug.

Reverse cornhole

Sex position where the male twerks on the wall and the female approaches him from behind, grabs his penis, and jacks him of while licking his anal hole.
Dude my girlfriend just reverse cornhole me!
by Sexpo master April 14, 2014
mugGet the Reverse cornholemug.

Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.
That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.
by andy1 March 21, 2009
mugGet the Nebraska Cornholersmug.

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region
Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.
by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005
mugGet the cornhole commandomug.

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.
That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.
by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005
mugGet the cornhole carwashmug.

cornhole conquistador

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?
by tlet March 28, 2008
mugGet the cornhole conquistadormug.

cornhole wallace

cornhole wallace said wich is pertaining to any binary means which of pertains to any masticular insertion of the the fist into said rectum(slang ) for punch u in the butthole
my fist is getting a boner and im feeling aroused so im feeling the urge to come fist pump your butthole and give you a cornhole wallace.
by mudbucket December 16, 2011
mugGet the cornhole wallacemug.

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