"Whoa, what happened to you?"
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
by BoozeBruise March 15, 2015
not disimilar (I imagine), to kill tuesday but ends at 8am after falling down some stairs, with scuffed elbows for all concerned and means coming up with explainations that said scuffs are not carpet burns. the preceding evening usually starts with wearing clothes of the opposite gender.
there's no way I can make it to the orchid convention tomorrow 'cause it looks like tonights gonna be bruise wednesday.
by dave frank February 14, 2004
the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
by T-Floss February 4, 2011
by Sam the man with ham February 4, 2017
by Josh n florida January 29, 2011
A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better
My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.
by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019
A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .
by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017