Booze Bruise

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The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

Booze Bruise by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

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booze bruise

bruises that mysteriously appear after a night of heavy drinking

Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.

booze bruise by MaggieMegs April 21, 2007

Related Words

booze bruise • booze bruised • booze cruise • Booze • booze hound • booze balls • booze snooze • booze blues • booze hag • booze blanket

Booze Bruise

(n.) - a name for any mysterious bruise obtained during a night of heavy drinking

"Whoa, what happened to you?"
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."

Booze Bruise by BoozeBruise March 14, 2015

booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption

My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic

booze bruised by Raygun13 March 30, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026