Voldemort

A fucking snake man without a nose that shouts funny words to make a wood stick irradiate a green light to kill magic people for the greater evil. People don't say his name out of fright, so the virgins say He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, chads say Voldemort, and Giga Titanium Balls Chads say Tom. He is part of the Harry Potter universe written by J.K. Rowling, goddess of destroying your career using Twitter.

Virgin: "He who must not be named is sure scary bro."
Chad: Who? Oh, you're talking about Voldemort."

by The Flying Platypus February 2, 2022

Voldemort

A cool dude who wants to kill Harry Potta ( an annoying dude). But Volly is on dark side.

Voldemort or Volly or noseless- is a person

(Vol-da-more) that is how it was actually supposed to be pronounced, but fan pronounce it with the t even though the t is silent.

by HarryPotta! January 13, 2021

Voldemort

no noes

Voldemort doesn't have a nose

by Hogwarts definitions March 16, 2021

voldemort

moldy voldy is king

hey tabby have you spoke to voldemort recently

tabby: no he's been to busy trying to find a nose

by razzly jazzly April 8, 2021

Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

Also known as Mr. Peter Dutton.

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.

by The professional definers June 8, 2025