if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper
by bikesniffer May 8, 2014
Get the Dremel towelmug. 1) Hanging out in your towel after a shower for extended periods of time.
2) Laziness wrapped in comfy awesomeness
2) Laziness wrapped in comfy awesomeness
*gets out of shower and proceeds to wrap in a towel and then go sit in a chair*
Ex 1
Ahhhhhh and now I'll just sit here and towel lounge while I write this 10 page econ paper
Ex 2
T - Ugh, I have to get dressed to get food
H - Wasn't your shower like an hour ago?
T- Towel lounging, H, towel lounging
Ex 1
Ahhhhhh and now I'll just sit here and towel lounge while I write this 10 page econ paper
Ex 2
T - Ugh, I have to get dressed to get food
H - Wasn't your shower like an hour ago?
T- Towel lounging, H, towel lounging
by feistypeacawk August 20, 2013
Get the Towel Loungemug. Towel Wave (similiar to victory cigar) is used to describe a situation when a player/fan/audience waves their towels as soon as they as think their team sealed the win.
NBA Commentator #1 : Here's Kobe with the dagger 3.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.
by njrover January 25, 2013
Get the Towel Wavemug. Wet Towel
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
Get the Wet Towelmug. A habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one's personality; the one anomaly in a person's pattern of behavior.
by TaroTart October 30, 2011
Get the Green towelmug. Person A: So i just got through masturbating bro.
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!
by RafalioCruz June 28, 2011
Get the Carrie Towelmug. An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipient. Originally from South Park
When two people are in an arguement and one of them is losing. "Well I don't care what you say, You're a Towel!"
by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008
Get the You're a Towelmug.