the act of pulling off the sale of a service contract, an mvp membership, and a pre-order all in one transaction by any GameCrazy employee nationwide. The name comes from the infamous Mike Simpson, the original hustling gangster.
by Cali C March 27, 2008
Get the simpsonmug. Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.
by ryan pratt March 18, 2005
Get the simpsonedmug. The girl is laying down giving the guy a blow job and the guy lays his balls on the divot in her man-chin. This move works best if the girl has a crease in her man-chin.
by B Machine February 7, 2009
Get the The Simpsonmug. by bleebleep bloop December 9, 2008
Get the the simpsonsmug. Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.
by WWJD1 November 3, 2007
Get the Simpsonizemug. The idea that you can get away with any crime regardless of the severity or ridiculousness. To be a simpsonist.
John:Yo man you killed someone, went to trial, got off, then went and robbed some guys for fuckin sports memorabilia. O.J: Yea fool,You should follow simpsonism.
by Brett Owen March 22, 2008
Get the simpsonismmug. No,no,no. The question is...how can you tell if someone knows what a good show is.
What you were think of is the following:
What you were think of is the following:
How can you tell if someone is a stupid fuckfaced shiteating NARC who has nothing better to do than sit around and bash minorities (including Gays)? Ask them if they like bush, or if they're the above person
by Hiro Protagonist August 16, 2003
Get the Simpsons, Themug.