Shannon

The most perfect girl in the world.

Damn, she really is a Shannon!

by AntOus12 May 2, 2018

Shannon

Shannon Shannon is a beautiful girl probably black is goofy and loves to make people laugh if your rude to her she will be your ahh so don’t talk Shii

Shannon is a badb

by Ameliedavis November 15, 2019

Shannonism

Silly words or sayings that Shannons make up.

If you speak Shannonese, you are my persons. This is just one of many Shannonisms.

by Smammon January 15, 2022

Shannon

Someone who Samson hates

Samson hates Shannon

by NotSamson June 30, 2021

shannon

a smart, beautiful girl. perfect to any guy. has a great personality. usually brunette or red headed

be with boys who are tall/medium and brunnette or blonde.

That girl is trying to be a Shannon with that tall blonde.

by thatboyyyy1233 November 15, 2012

Shannon

A dimbo

You’re a real Shannon.
Stop being a Shannon.

by Hitler's Cousin Thrice Removed October 30, 2018

Shannon

The internationally recognized unit for length of Snapchat stories. One Shannon is defined as a Snapchat story lasting 100 seconds.

"Ali went to the Imagine Dragons concert last night, so be prepared to tap through 4 Shannons worth of Snapchat story."

"Tyrell sold his tickets to the concert, so his story of chilling with friends was only 16 Centishannons (0.16 Shannons) long"

by Jack_Hoff July 28, 2015