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Facebook

A run down ad site run by a literal fuckin lizard where anybody can put anything they want and white moms will always believe it, always used to make white karen's believe in lies like "video games are causing clowns to attack nearby walmarts because the toilets at the walmart do not have toilet paper. A useless site
Karen: OMG vaccines are linked to cancer
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH

Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
by KILLALLKARENS March 11, 2020
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facebook it

V. to post a photo or video on the website Facebook.
Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"

Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."

Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
by Hot Ty January 29, 2008
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Facebookering

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.
"I spent yesterday Facebookering"
by sarapigz June 29, 2009
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Facebook

Is what you and I do everyday and finally realize you need a life.
Facebooker1: Oh man, last night I was on facebook all day playing MOBSTERS and FARMVILLE and stalking people I barely know.
Facebooker2: Me too!
Facebooker1: We need lives...
by Ashleyy? December 21, 2009
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facebooking

verb - To check your facebook profile, search for something on facebook or use one of its many apps.
gancho: Dude, put your iPhone away.
make: Hold on a second. I'm facebooking something.
gancho: Don't ever use that as a verb again.
Nada & Lauren: hahahahahaha
by makevedo April 18, 2008
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Facebook

Hell. Actually I'd probably take hell over eHarmony's douchebag cousin.
You go on facebook to see everyone is living it up and feeling each other up while you're stuck with no notifications, meaning no one said shit to you. Or worse, there is a notification that a bully posted some bullshit on your wall.
Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control.

And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point.

Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.
by HWJDNGAF November 18, 2011
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Facebook

Where pussies can act tough and where girls take bikini pictures for creeps to look at
Did you see Sandras new bikini pics on facebook?
by WhOaReYoU1112 September 5, 2011
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