european wannabe

those who wish to be part of the west european culture. actions that identify said groups will be a sudden interest in watching unheard of european films in its native language without having the capacity to understand said language. you will see them in foregin cafes almost constantly and will start shopping for expensive european brands and will constantly dress in such a manner at the most inconvienient social situations such as shopping at costco or walmart. These people will pick up a popular west european (never eastern) language, usually french, spanish or italian and usually drop out three classes in. If they survived their european wannabe phase, they might try to infect others of their curse and might take offense if you tried to critique them. Their natural retribution to such criticisms is usually the same,"You are Ignorant and uncultured". Groups known to be infected by this disease are usually bored middle age to early adult hood women.

Person A: I like croissants and I want to go backpacking in europe someday.

Person B: Really, I fail to see the connection. That can only mean you are a "european wannabe".

by realist19911 December 18, 2012

pulling a european

skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude toward europeans, just a way of telling someone that you skipped showering without the rest of the world thinking your disgusting and you stink.

"my alarm went off late today and i didn't have time to shower so i ended up pulling a european."

by kdrrrgs February 23, 2008

European Union

An economic union of several European nations

Sod the EU, Home Rule for Britain!

by Rado December 19, 2004

European Union

Best organisation in the world

I love the European union.

by bignose July 18, 2007

European Thing

Replaces, "because I said so". When one doesn't want to explain reasoning for actions.

"you wouldn't understand. It's a European thing"

by maptothestars July 20, 2006

European American

To be a white American/ Caucasian in the United States of American.

I am Hispanic American, and John Smith is European American.

Every white Person living in America is a European American.

Only Native Americans are Americans.

by Beltrán July 24, 2021

european muscle

like american, but better. american muscle are pieces of shit. literally.

a koenigsegg.
yo, look at mah 360 modena sucka!

by pika October 31, 2004