Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

decent bloke

That cunt who always fucks shit up.

That Luca guy is a decent bloke.

by spoontongue October 4, 2017

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

Blokes advice

A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing

Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer

by Kangaroo rapist May 25, 2018

Shit bloke

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.

What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.

by CliveH20 August 5, 2018

smoke bloke

A person of biological sex female successfully passing as male.

Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.

by dcll July 18, 2017

Solid bloke

A British phrase to describe a culture of absolute nut jobs or just straight up nice guys aged from young adults to middle- aged men

‘What a solid bloke’

by Motoko994 October 4, 2018