blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015

the one finger snot blow

When someone covers up one nostril and blows snot out of the other nostril . then proceeding to wipe the snot on their clothes. Mainly seen in estern Europe

I saw some dude doing the one finger snot blow last night it was nasty .

by bibos January 25, 2017

blow your load on the commode

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.

Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

by Underdrummer May 16, 2011

blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

by Spency McGee September 20, 2017

blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019