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treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.
Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"
by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014
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Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.
Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..
by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011
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predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.
Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
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shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.
Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.
by jbuw April 25, 2008
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Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.
Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.
by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010
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dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
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walk by texting

When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.
"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."
by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009
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