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Tess

TESS IS SO HOT
by YOURHOTMOM123456 February 12, 2022
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Tess

Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.
Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.
by tabac28 February 13, 2024
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Hayden and tess

hayden and tess in a car are they naked yhes they are.
by jackmehoff6969696966969 March 3, 2024
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Tess Ballard

A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.

She is your all.

She is your love.

Tess is yours.
by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023
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Tess

the hottest girl in the whole of the mornington peninsula she’s so fit and funny and everrrryoooonneeee wants to be her 😈😈😈😈
wow is that tess she is intensely hot !¡¡!!¡
by Starrrkat December 7, 2021
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Tess

Tess is a nickname for the name Tessa, or the name Teresa
by Person110010011 July 10, 2018
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Madeline Jean Tess

Blonde girl who says "poopie" and speaks in cursive a lot.
Friends with a bunch of hoes.
A: "Madeline Jean Tess"
B: "Oh did you mean Wednesday Addams?"
by badussywarof1817 February 3, 2022
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