techknowledgy

the knowledge of technology

Bill Gates has a lot of techknowledgy

by slkfjvsm;lak May 10, 2008

Techneck

A redneck who has mad computer skills. Country geek.

That techneck hacked into Farmville.

by walkpast June 24, 2011

technical guruji

You sub him only for the giveaways and his wealth

Person : what's his financial state
Other person : Bruh, he is the next technical guruji.

by CoolHarry830 October 9, 2020

Technical49

Technical49, also known as Technical, Tech or Thomas Echnical (Real name Jonathan L.) is an 18-year-old (as of 10/6/2021) professional Geometry Dash and Mario Kart player known for his skill in both games. His most notable achievements include being a former top 1 player in Geometry Dash, being the legitimate verifier of "Zodiac" by Bianox and more and setting two world records in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, breaking WRs on Sweet Sweet Canyon (which, at the time, was the longest-standing World Record) and Rainbow Road (one of the most heavily-competed tracks), as well as beating other notable demons such as "Tartarus" by Riot and more, "Kenos" by Bianox and more, "Ragnarok" by Knobbelboy, Xaro and more, as well as "Ocular Miracle" by Gaiden Hertuny and more. He is a part of a professional MK8DX group known as "puñetas" as well as two Geometry Dash friend groups, "The Gang" and "The Kenos", though the former has been disbanded due to internal conflicts. His Youtube channel currently has over 100k subscribers.

Notable relations include Npesta (verifier of Kenos, GD youtuber with 200k+ subscribers), Golden (verifier of Freedom08), Gizbro (Professional Player), BrianTheBurger (Top 10 on the Pointercrate Demonlist), Xanii (Verifier of Sonic Wave Infinity by APTeam), Alberto and Armybidonville (Hold the most WRs in MK8DX), SuperFX (Professional MK8 and MKTour player who got 92 on Artificial Ascent after beating Stereo Madness) and Juniper (GD youtuber with 300k+ Subscribers)

After verifying "Zodiac" by Xander556, Technical49 truly cemented his name in the Geometry Dash community.

by HarutoAyen October 6, 2021

technically

What 12 year olds say to sound smart. Often found said by smartasses to make someone look wrong and stupid.

Bitch: Well technically i didnt do anything.
Teacher: STFU

by George May 13, 2005

Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.

A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."

by BigRed60 August 1, 2009

Technician

Hardcore fan of Tech N9ne.

I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians.

by devil on the shoulder May 25, 2009