A Taxmans pizza

A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.

Can also mean you're terrible with food.

"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"

"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.

by PrincessTa June 27, 2023

Talian

The lengest and sexiest light skin out there, he's well known for his large cock and banging jokes. Fun fact for ya: for every man reading this he's probably beet ur girl! Tho he looks week don't let his looks fool you as he's tougher than ya nans meat loaf!

Don't come across Talian unless u want bops!

by Benerdick Cumberbatch October 23, 2019

Talan

Talan is usually really tall and super cute!! He has blonde curly hair. He is great at basketball. He is smart but has his moments. He is super sweet, caring, and funny. He will put a smile on your face any day. He will make sure your okay and that your not mad at him. He is a great person. He is loving. He is an amazing person. If you are ever fortunate enough to be friends with him or his girlfriend keep them and never let them go!!

Oml, Talan is super cute!!

by Oop🤭🥰 January 20, 2020

Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie

"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"

by Lazy cabbies not appreciated March 12, 2008

Tammany

Irish name meaning Honesty. A female name but previously male given to the firstborn son of Thomas

My name is Tammany

by Tammany February 3, 2010

tasman

A guy with a 10 inch penis and a great personality and a perfect body

Wow what a tasman!

id like to fuck that tasman

by kjhsdfvjhkgsafdjhgfadsjh September 21, 2009

Tasmanian Devil

1. (n) A burrowing nocturnal carnivorous marsupial (Sarcophilus harrisii) of Tasmania, having a predominantly blackish coat and a long, almost hairless tail. So named for its distinctive red eyes, ferocious temperament, and distinctive growl that sounds like a demon possessed.

2. (name) A Looney Tunes cartoon character, an oafish slobbering gibbering beast able to devour everything in its path, travels like a whirling dervish, and is often seen pulling a temper tantrum at Bugs Bunny.

1. That Tasmanian Devil looks like a demon posessed.
2. Bugs Bunny thinks the Tasmanian Devil is such a maroon.

by G.H.Hadden December 24, 2005