taintcicles

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

Flag

Get the taintcicles mug.

Taking the papiss

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse

Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012

Flag

Get the Taking the papiss mug.

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011

Flag

Get the i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! mug.

Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Flag

Get the Taking Chowder mug.

Taina

An amazing, intelligent, female with goals and morals she has a great personality and a super nice body.She is fine asf and boys can't stay away. She is a great friend but even better girlfriend she is loyal, trustworthy, and real and she doesn't depend on no one and isn't really social

"If u get a Taina keep her"
"I wish I was a taina"
"Taina is sexy"

by Pelham December 2, 2018

Flag