stakeout takeout

The food you get to eat in the car while you stakeout your ex's house.

Luke likes to load up on stakeout takeout Whoppers before parking outside his ex's building.

by Ima Ruvzmachine December 22, 2008

Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010

the takeouts

One of the best loacal Ska bands that ever lived. orginated in Derry N.H.

loved you guys

Man oh man how i miss the takouts

by zac hansons gal August 4, 2004

picture taker

'70s CB slang for police with radar.

There's a picture taker at mile marker 52.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007

Pipe Taker

A man who takes another mans penis up the asshole example anal intercourse.

He was a real pipe taker getting asshole fucked daily.

by Steveinredford February 2, 2009

Yard Taker

Gay male who takes a measurable amount of cock To the butt and or the mouth.

He is a Yard Taker. He loves the cock.

by Powdered Toast October 8, 2009

Tokyo Takeout

While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.

Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise*
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag*
Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit!

by Jesus Smabba November 2, 2009