Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.
Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.
This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.
This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."
"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."
"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."
"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."
"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
by The Moyer April 7, 2010
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Conservative rednecks roaming through the neighborhood looking for wood (cut down tree, curb side wood) for wood stove. They do this not to save the environment but to avoid paying fuel taxes and to obtain a nearly free way to heat home for winter. They can be recognized by large pick’m up truck going up and down the street with gadsden bumper sticker or flag, usually a chain saw in bed or towing a wood splitter, do not engage as they are heavily armed.
by MrPlankton May 4, 2009
Get the wood trolling mug.Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people on the internet, generally on message boards. When done in a moderated internet community, this can result in banning. When done to uptight people such as fundies, this can result in hilarity.
by jazzriff October 29, 2005
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Get the Trolling for vampires mug.There are several methods of Vector Trolling:
1. VVV: stands for "Vector Vector Vector" which is what the caller will say to the receptionist upon either immediate answer, or through pretending to be interested. Sometimes the caller will pretend to be interested and everytime they need to say "vector" will say it three times as if nothing is wrong, the other approach is to cut the receptionist off in speaking and shout "VECTOR VECTOR VECTOR" and hang up
2.Phony Interview: This is for bolder callers, it is simply setting up a phony interview with the vector manager for a made up person. The made up person is given life, a name, locale so as to seem as real as possible
3.InterVector: The boldest move of all, this is the act of setting up a legitimate interview and actually going to the interview. When the potential employee shakes the managers hand he will sit down across from him and proceed to say "Vector Vector Vector" and only that. Regardless of what the manager says, the only world he shall utter will be vector...even until he is thrown out.
1. VVV: stands for "Vector Vector Vector" which is what the caller will say to the receptionist upon either immediate answer, or through pretending to be interested. Sometimes the caller will pretend to be interested and everytime they need to say "vector" will say it three times as if nothing is wrong, the other approach is to cut the receptionist off in speaking and shout "VECTOR VECTOR VECTOR" and hang up
2.Phony Interview: This is for bolder callers, it is simply setting up a phony interview with the vector manager for a made up person. The made up person is given life, a name, locale so as to seem as real as possible
3.InterVector: The boldest move of all, this is the act of setting up a legitimate interview and actually going to the interview. When the potential employee shakes the managers hand he will sit down across from him and proceed to say "Vector Vector Vector" and only that. Regardless of what the manager says, the only world he shall utter will be vector...even until he is thrown out.
by Da Cali G Show June 17, 2010
Get the Vector Trolling mug.when you go out to town, and notice a troll under the beer bridge, seduce it. This will bring you great things in life.
Billy: Oh my, it is a troll
Sam: Seduce it, please. Be a seductive trolling, for goodness' sakers!
Billy: I'm up for the challenge! >:D
Troll: Helloooooooooo ;)
Sam: Seduce it, please. Be a seductive trolling, for goodness' sakers!
Billy: I'm up for the challenge! >:D
Troll: Helloooooooooo ;)
by BOB HATES YOU <3 February 23, 2011
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