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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
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Irish Torque Wrench

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?
by Henchy October 17, 2009
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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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TORQUED

TORQUED! (as in 'screwed') Came to mind in the dental chair upon implant being placed...as the drill was buzzing in my head and the screw was turning...so many meanings...
"I've been TORQUED!"
by SUPEROPET April 9, 2019
mugGet the TORQUEDmug.

Torque Bunny

(Slang, derogatory or objectifying) A woman, typically one without a specific interest in automobiles, who is perceived to be sexually attracted to a man specifically because he owns a high-torque, powerful vehicle. The term implies that her attraction is superficial and tied to the status and perceived masculinity symbolized by the vehicle.
"He joked that the 'torque bunny' attraction to his BMW 530d wasn't about the car's looks, but about the deep, rumbling promise of a driver who knew how to deliver a smooth, powerful ride."
by BMW530DOwner October 22, 2025
mugGet the Torque Bunnymug.

torqued

Getting super high off of drugs (usually weed).
Im boutta get so torqued broo
by Forestcall April 20, 2022
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Torqued

To be pissed or say someone is pissed
Zack was fucking torqued when I told him I was fucking his girl.

Those things are fucking torqued
by Tsnyder November 7, 2017
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