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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
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Irish Torque Wrench

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?
by Henchy October 17, 2009
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Torque Bunny

(Slang, derogatory or objectifying) A woman, typically one without a specific interest in automobiles, who is perceived to be sexually attracted to a man specifically because he owns a high-torque, powerful vehicle. The term implies that her attraction is superficial and tied to the status and perceived masculinity symbolized by the vehicle.
"He joked that the 'torque bunny' attraction to his BMW 530d wasn't about the car's looks, but about the deep, rumbling promise of a driver who knew how to deliver a smooth, powerful ride."
by BMW530DOwner October 22, 2025
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Torqued

it means super high, so high I make up words
by ainnoot April 29, 2020
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Torque Distribution

Torque distribution refers to how the engine's power is divided and delivered to the wheels of a vehicle. In simple terms, it's about which wheels get how much "twisting force." This is crucial for things like traction, handling, and fuel efficiency. For example, in a rear-wheel drive car, most of the engine's power goes to the rear wheels, giving it better acceleration. All-wheel drive systems distribute power to all four wheels, improving traction in slippery conditions. Advanced systems can even adjust the power distribution in real-time based on driving conditions, further enhancing performance and safety.
The vehicle's advanced torque distribution system constantly adjusted power delivery to each wheel, optimizing traction and handling in various driving conditions.
by The Counterintuitive Words January 20, 2025
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torque dog

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.
by heterofratboi June 16, 2020
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Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.
John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014
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