Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?
Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.
Scott: Me?
Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.
Scott: Me?
Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009
A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.
by HeatherPleather February 28, 2008
To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
by Charon December 10, 2005
by PotCulture February 12, 2011
A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.
by Vinnie4brexit March 06, 2020
What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.
by johnnyjr September 23, 2019