Toasty Torpedo

Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.
Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009
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chinese torpedo

A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.
John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!
by HeatherPleather February 28, 2008
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russian torpedo

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo
by Charon December 10, 2005
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Salty Torpedo

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!
by PotCulture February 12, 2011
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cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.
by Vinnie4brexit March 06, 2020
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fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
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Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.
I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today
by johnnyjr September 23, 2019
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