by ThatTwizzy101 October 10, 2023
Get the Tonka - Yeatmug. by Wilifer Tourus September 12, 2022
Get the Lil Tonkamug. Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. A “Tonka” is a large sporty SUV with an obvious road presence. Tonkas can vary from vehicle brand and class, but usually Tonkas are made in reference to higher end luxury SUVs that can sometimes have sloped rooflines to accentuate their performance and aesthetic.
Examples of a Tonka: GLE 63 AMG Coupe (driven by YEAT and is the main example), Lamborghini Urus, Audi RSQ8, BMW X6M, etc. Although these are what we mainly think about in reference to a Tonka, people may reference any big body vehicle with road presence as a Tonka. Higher end Audis, Beamers, Benzs, Lexuses, Cadillacs, etc can all be “Tonka-esc” because of their presence. Bright headlights, big grills, sporty lines, large tires accompanied by beautiful rims.
Examples of a Tonka: GLE 63 AMG Coupe (driven by YEAT and is the main example), Lamborghini Urus, Audi RSQ8, BMW X6M, etc. Although these are what we mainly think about in reference to a Tonka, people may reference any big body vehicle with road presence as a Tonka. Higher end Audis, Beamers, Benzs, Lexuses, Cadillacs, etc can all be “Tonka-esc” because of their presence. Bright headlights, big grills, sporty lines, large tires accompanied by beautiful rims.
Johnny: Broooo, look over at the left lane, there’s a Tonka hauling ass.
Patrick: Is that a Mercedes SUV?
Johnny: Not just any SUV. That’s a new GLE 63 AMG Coupe, that’s a big boy Tonka.
Patrick: Damn that thing is gorgeous.
Patrick: Is that a Mercedes SUV?
Johnny: Not just any SUV. That’s a new GLE 63 AMG Coupe, that’s a big boy Tonka.
Patrick: Damn that thing is gorgeous.
by JuicyJr April 2, 2022
Get the Tonkamug. To tonka size your amount of consumption in a 'fast minute or two'. Resulting in a 'flying high' state of mind
by schifo May 7, 2011
Get the tonka power burnmug.