√toliet paper

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

by jifter November 7, 2010

tillies

breasts, mammary glands, bosoms, bust, chest, boobs, knockers, bazooms, hooters.

Rachel: Oh, but I don't like it, it doesn't fit me right, Rachel, it'll look good on you though because you have big tillies!
Rachel: Oh, well... Thanks!

by Jake Whitlatch May 11, 2010

tolliver

to put your little toe in someone or somthings ass while saying little bopeep lost her sheep

Guy1: dude me and camrin had a blast i tollivered her
guy2:DUDE

by frankyj67 October 29, 2007

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Tallie

the nicest ass and titties you'll ever see she has an awesome personality and is super nice and funny. Boys love a Tallie especially her booty.

Tallie is hot AF

by sicklady January 1, 2017

tillielunch

An insanely long lunch hour usually punctuated with much fun and frivolity. A side trip to a questionably interesting location is often included. Likely to be undertaken with the pretense of important business.

Man, Mark has been at lunch for 2 and a half hours!! I guess he decided to take a tillielunch.

by someone who used to give a shit October 7, 2007

Trollied

To be physically or mentally (or both) impaired due to excessive substance (alcohol or any other drug) intake. Derived from the commonly used British expression "To be off one's trolly."

"I went to the pub last night with the intention of having only one pint, but I ended up getting completely trollied and made a fool of myself."

"Look at that drunken lunatic. He's completely off his trolly....I mean....utterly trollied."

by Finrazael December 11, 2014