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Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.
That boy's an urban toff
by Mappz February 4, 2018
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social tofu

Someone who always changes their personality to match the crowd they are hanging out with -- such as tofu taking on the flavors of the food around it.
Person 1: Jeez, does she have her own personality? She seems to have like 15 depending on the time of day..
Person 2: No man, she's social tofu, just mimicking whoever she's around at the moment.
by SarahO. December 8, 2005
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Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.
OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!
by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009
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TOFT

An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).
Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend.
by dphavoc October 16, 2008
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Tofic

Tofic is a special Item similar to Orkhan. It is normally only found in Montreal , Plamondon. It creates delicious hamburgers and upon poking it it tells retarded jokes somewhat similar to those or the Richard.
1.Damn it not again !! Tofic !!

2.Dude guess what? I found my Tofic not long ago !!

3.Look at that Tofic. I wish my parents would get that for christmas.
by Zenru December 8, 2009
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tofu

(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".
Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"
by taoteqingren January 6, 2008
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toftt

we were on a losing streak ever since the BBW showed up and started hangin round and every one was ignoring her. to break our losing streak I TOFTT.
by snappy2 March 28, 2008
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