Sore Thump

A very mis-shaped cock. Usually used to describe a (probably unwanted) dick pic.

woman1: Dude than random guy sent me a dick pic what a pervert. It was a sore thump too!

Woman2: Damn that sucks.

by Riedisawesome January 13, 2017

Trunk thump

The action of, the trunk thump or lettting your trunck thump. Is pulling up to a house or personal please of Business, with someone armed in the trunck of you're car. Acting like you're trying to park, thus letting to guy in the back get out and shoot everyone before getting spotted.

Damn me and Bobby pulled up, and just let the trunk thump man.

by Lil pokachela November 25, 2018

twot thump

Slang. It’s the equivalent for a woman getting kicked in the cooter than it is for a guy getting kicked in his balls.

I swear next time I see that bitch imma twot thump her! What does it mean to twot thump?

It’s the equivalent for a woman getting kicked in the cooter than it is for a guy getting kicked in his balls.

by B-rizzle June 20, 2019

Dairy Thump

When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course

The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.

by Midwest Thumper January 9, 2021

Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.

“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”

by Libromancer June 8, 2021

Thurcroft Thump

When someone from Thurcroft gives a good old face bashing

Barbecue Owner: Hey come back here with my barbecue
Fordy: Fuck off it’s going on marketplace
Barbecue Owner: Fuck you Fordy here’s the Thurcroft Thump!
*SMASH*

by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022

Squawk and Thump

Shrieking at your enemy before dealing them serious mortal blows

Ole Billy really gave that child a good squawk and thump! He really taught them a lesson about not bumping people with their wheelchair.

by CoolGuyPatrickSwayze March 27, 2024