hit a deer

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.

Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.

by Stainless February 4, 2006

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009

Ghetto Deer

A pack of Pitbulls scavenging through the ghetto.

Damn, if that bum wasn't so drunk, he could have fought off that pack of ghetto deer!!

by Ghetto Interpreters March 13, 2011

Deer Lick

When you lick someone from ass to vag to navel.

I totally deer licked her last night.

by midnightmargaritas January 18, 2015

Deer-Fucker

An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube

I just saw this baby deer by the road and fucked he shit out of it... I'm such a Deer-Fucker

by Backspace123 July 31, 2016

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015

Deer Ankles

What Burger King sells basically

"Yo you want sum from burger king gang? Hell nah nigga ion eat that shit taste like deer ankles"

by anonymous March 27, 2023