hit a deer

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.
Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.
by Stainless February 05, 2006
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Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.
Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"
by Cybertom January 20, 2009
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Ghetto Deer

A pack of Pitbulls scavenging through the ghetto.
Damn, if that bum wasn't so drunk, he could have fought off that pack of ghetto deer!!
by Ghetto Interpreters February 26, 2011
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Deer Lick

When you lick someone from ass to vag to navel.
I totally deer licked her last night.
by midnightmargaritas January 19, 2015
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deer killer

a person who tells tall tales and then denies it later when called out about it.
Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.

Me: No you didn't.

*later that day

Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.

Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.

Random Dude: Deer killer.
by deerkiller November 30, 2007
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Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake
Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
by Gohawks14 November 22, 2022
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Deer Fighting

When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.
Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.

Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
by LabradorJ September 25, 2011
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