Mr. Bulk

Strongest man on earth, the only one who could defeat Thanos

Look! here comes Mr. Bulk, our lord and savior!

by Balala könig von Balalaland March 12, 2019

Filthy Bulk

When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.

B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!

by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023

hussein bulk

dirty bulk to the extreme… invented by a fat ass “lifter” in Orland Park…

this fat ass nigga’s really doing the hussein bulk…

i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit…

by ..suburb..shoota.. December 6, 2021

rage bulk

Similar to the conventional definition of a bulk; to increase muscle size and strength through a caloric surplus. But a rage bulk is where one is so sick and tired of being weak and small, they consume any amount of calories necessary to achieve their goal. That is, they force feed large volumes of food out of pure rage in order to put on extreme amounts of mass.

“Hey bro how did you get big so fast naturally?” - “I did a rage bulk”

“Wow you must have such a big appetite!” - “No, I simply rage bulk”

“Rage bulk”

by intrepid_man September 30, 2022

Bulking Gas

When one starts their bulking cycle, typically the higher caloric intake (and often, a high fiber intake) leads to greatly increased release of gas, often with potent fragrance.

Rob decided to get back on his bulk around the winter time. As he wolfed down another cup of oats, he felt his belly rumble and churn loudly and strongly. It wouldn’t be long until the Bulking Gas set in he thought grimly.

by health&wellness54 September 24, 2020

Bulk And Skull

One fat person and one very skinny weird looking person

Man bulk and skull a real hit on the Power Rangers season

by F2f bdhr July 27, 2019

bulk never rests

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)

jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !

by michael foolsley July 6, 2023