that's you

is that yours...
your car, you girl

(looking at a car in a parking lot)
that's you

by Countbass C August 21, 2003

you

a beautiful and amazing person that should never bring themselves down or judge themselves

you are amazing

by 5sos are life March 31, 2015

no you are

the strongest comeback one could possibly make. First used by Harrison Monin in 2018 and since has left everyone in arguments bewildered.

Guy 1: "I fucked your mum last night"
Guy 2: "No You Are"
Guy 1: "oh shit"

by alex hits women May 18, 2020

You

2nd person of singular or plural

I hate you, you hate me....

by sissiny January 07, 2006

it's not you

General excuse for covering up that it's you.

- Am I really that awful in bed?
- Oh honey, it's not you...

by Bazz October 09, 2004

YOU are!

One of the lowest forms of a "comeback" in response to an insult. Spoken with emphasis on the "YOU".

Can be funny when used incorrectly.

Bully: You're fat
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're gay
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're stupid
Nerd: You are!

Bully: I banged your sister last night
Nerd: You are!
Bully: Wait, what?

by Jimmy Man November 22, 2011

No that's you!

A phrase used to reply to an insult sarcastically or in a manner that would frustrate your foe, especially when you don't have anything else to say.
Used best in chat rooms or multiplayer computer games.
The phrase comes from the small community of Kempshott, where it was used in excess by a small group of teenagers know as the "K-crew".

Geek 1: You got owned...
Dude 1: No that's you!

Geek 2: Shup up!
Dude 1: No that's you!

Teen 1:Your wack at football
K crew member: No that's you!

by DaveG217 August 31, 2008