tarpeedle

Entering a drug induced mode, in which the parameters are so well-defined, that the ability to distinguish between reality and delusion becomes negligible.

After Henry's wife left him, he lit his secret stash and tarpeedled into a delusion in which he had married his wife.

by Ahcropanix November 24, 2017

tarped

A specialized injury found often in baseball parks. As the tarp is run out over the field to protect the surface from rain, one of the team trips (or loses a leg), and is covered by the tarp.

Where's Walt?

I don't know. He was just here. What's that bump over there?

Dude. Walt got tarped.

by PsychoPuppyDad July 31, 2010

Tarps Optional

adj. when wearing a shirt is just an option because of weather, location, etc.

Jake: Man its so hot out right now
Spencer: Yeah, I think its a Tarps Optional day today.

by DJ Suspense July 31, 2010

Tarpology

The science of hanging tarps around a campsite to produce the most effective rain resistant campsite.

It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.

by Jboymc November 12, 2009

Tarper

A tarper is someone who puts out a large tarp or sheet at a concert to sit on, often taking up too much space. Some assholes use them to save way too much space for their friends.

I laughed when that tarper slipped and fell on their own tarp.

by DevonGates February 20, 2020

tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black July 7, 2005

Tarpet

Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface

The carpet was so dirty there was a thick layer of sludge over it - more like 'tarpet' really.

by The Mels August 29, 2007