hamas tactics

made up by some romanian kid on steam that used hamas tactics on a steam group

romanian kid 1: holy shit look at this steam group
romanian kid 2: imma use hamas tactics on this steam group

by urdjrlpay May 27, 2023

Tactical Pull

When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.

Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.

by randypandy November 1, 2010

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

metro tactical

1. When a person wears lo-profile tactical clothing and gear to a completely civilian event in an attempt to look cool. 2. When a person not related to military or law enforcement dresses in tactical clothing for no reason other then to get attention. Related to tactical fabulous.

Dude, could you be less metro tactical, we are only going to a movie.

by d_press September 17, 2018

Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.

a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"

by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009

Pork Tactics

The guidance given by Ryotaro's Japan to viewers about how to eat tonkatsu pork in Abroad In Japan's "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" Youtube video (7:05 into video) released on 28th Feb 2021 UTC

Ryotaro: One last thing; like some techniques of eating pork right - Pork Tactics as I would say

by Scientist1968 February 28, 2021