sylau

Sylau means “shut your lame ass up.”

bro sylau you’re not funny

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Symarian

Best person to live, No one beats him and he has the best name ever created.

Symarian is a goat

by Godlilololililii May 15, 2022

Sylas

Truly the best. He has blonde hair, and blue eyes that I can get lost in. He can light up the whole world, just with one smile. He’s very athletic, usually plays either soccer. He’s so playful, and caring about everyone. He’s that kind of person who pretends not to care, but he truly cares. Sweet as sugar, or cold as ice. Hurt him once, and he’ll break you thrice. That’s the type of person he is. Truly lovely, only if you treat him that way. This may seem weird. Yet he always makes the dirtiest, yet lovable jokes. You see, if you meet a Sylas, make sure to care for him. You’ll never want to lose someone like him.

Girl: Oh, Sylas is such a charmer. I can get lost in those blue eyes!
Guy: Bro, why the hell would you wanna hang out with someone like him? My name is Luka.
Sylas: LUKAT DEEZ NUTS *look at deez nuts* ALSO, FUCK YOU.

by Bella ^^ June 14, 2022

symantha

symantha is probably gay and has a little silly cat called binx. symantha is also kinda funny but she is a furry so in cancels out. she also loves to watch inappropriate things during music on her school chromebook

hey that person is a real symantha !

by WRENNY MWAHAHAHAHA December 2, 2022

That's one too many syllables, bub

Something you say to someone when they add more than 17 syllables in a haiku.

Person A:

"That's right I'm Sokka,
It's pronounced with an 'okka'
Young ladies, I rock ya!"
*counts syllables on fingers nervously*

Person B:
That's one too many syllables, bub
*yeets Person A out the window*

by siyah the hie February 9, 2021

The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at [e-mail] to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*

Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

by hutao! September 27, 2019

syla

See you later alligator

by Anonymous March 15, 2003