parallel swizzle

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

switch hit stranger

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

fun switch

US gun terminology. Switching your gun from semi-automatic (one bullet per trigger pull) to automatic (keeps firing until you let go or you run out of ammunition). Typically refers to the function in the increasingly rare pre-1986 Assault Weapons Ban automatics though older guns (i.e. pre-1960s import ban) guns. Because of the very unlikely chance of someone buying an older gun for anything beyond having fun with it, the automatic mode of fire is instead used for pure entertainment value, as an excellent way to expend incredibly large (and expensive) amounts of ammunition in a very short period of time.

Dan: How'd you end up going though 300 rounds in an hour?
Tom: I hit the fun switch on my Tommy gun.

by RedShocktrooper September 17, 2018

Oly Swim

Oly swim run by the one and only Jeff Cooper. Usually know as the cult people who join it are in constant pain and it will never stop. 10 400’s 15 300’s 40 100’s you name it we do it. Can’t forget about the dreadful 100 100’s. Taper never heard of it. Jeff Cooper is thought to be above god and if you disobey you will be put in excruciating pain as he makes you swim 12,000 meter days.

I’m dead from Oly Swim

by It’s ya boiiii December 1, 2019

swifty mc vay

Swifty Mc Vay aka Ondre Moore is a D12 member who is well known on the Detroit scene for his incisive lyrics and his offensive attitude as a rapper. Dropping lyrical grenades, he possesses a real good potential as an artist. He chose his nickname because of Okhlahoma bomber Timothy Mc Veigh.

He joined the D12 group according to his friend RIP Bugz' will.

He first collaborated with local emcees from Raw Collection.

Besides his collective work with D12, Swifty Mc Vay released the Grenade Pins mixtape in 2003 in collaboration with Raw Collection and then formed Da Fyre Department with some fellow emcees from 7 Mile. His Forest Fyres mixtape, a lyrical masterpiece, came out in 2005.

Some of Swifty Mc Vay's Under The Influence lyrics:
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator

by Isabelle Esling October 29, 2007

uncultured swine

A member of society which is seen as an outcast, knows nothing, and lives under a rock. Often this person is seen as stupid and is almost always ignorant as to what goes on in the world. They have little to no knowledge of how to interact with others.

She said that Mozart copied off of Rihanna? What an uncultured swine!

Because he thinks art is fool's play, he might as well be an uncultured swine to me!

by Rachel3404 December 8, 2013