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swamp ass soup 

Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.
Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.
swamp ass soup by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013
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swamp-ass-thing 

swamp-ass-thing is a swamp creature with a million kids. he is divorced from mother nature. he love his swamp more than anythibg so dont do anything bad to it
"should we go to the swamp?" "ok but be respectful! swamp-ass-thing lives there!"

Swamp-ass drive 

a place where everyone on the street has swamp-ass.
i asked my girl if she wanted to come over and 6-9. she accepted and soon found she was at swamp-ass drive.
Swamp-ass drive by snaveelyk July 19, 2011

swamp ass epidemic 

The act of having sweat pouring everywhere..
Most commonly,
Associated with large womens asses

swamp ass damage per second 

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

swamp ass thing 

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.
someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

Swamp ass vault 119

This vault holds a collection of people with the swampiest of ass this vault was meant to nullify the radiation of the outside world
Don’t go through 5 miles of “SWAMP ASS VAULT 119” the rads exceed 100 million