surface chef

A person portraying to be a certified chef, although having never attended a formal accredited culinary program; also known as a cook.

Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray appear to be fantastic chefs coming from a notable culinary school, but really they are just surface chefs.

by poserboarder January 5, 2011

Surf N' Turf Buffet

When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.

Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.

Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.

After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower

by BoneCityPLZ January 8, 2012

surf rock

BEST FUCKING TYPE OF ROCK FIGHT ME

joe: hey tom whats your favorite type of music
tom: SURF ROCK OBVIOUSLY
joe: eh i prefer rock and roll
tom: *kills joe*

by tom17438 August 19, 2018

smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"

by laptoplord October 4, 2021

myspace surfing

when one is on myspace for lond periods of time checking out other peoples myspace pages.

I was myspace surfing yesterday when i found carrie's page and hit a bitch up.

by xomerylox44 March 1, 2008

counter surfer

Looking for food on countertops. Typically used to described dogs who are tall enough to search for and steal food off countertops.

The Great Dane is a counter surfer, so put the French bread on top of the refrigerator.

by W. Donati May 26, 2008

Sphincter Surfing

When a man puts his hard cock in another persons anus and fucks it without going too far into the rectum so as to surf the anal sphincter.

Sphincter surfing works best when the penis is pulled out of the anus then put back in again repeatedly in fast succession.

by Dontbeusinyourrealname November 29, 2010