Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

rom surfing

Channel surfing but for video game roms. Common for console modders with nothing better to do. They're Likely to only play a game for less than ten minutes before declaring falsely that they shall continue sometime and moving on to the next game. They crave instant gameplay and novelty which leads them to playing many licensed games. Usually they aren't big on rpgs. Afterwards they often come back to a popular game they're familiar with as a form of comfort food.

"Man I've been rom surfing on this genesis emulator for an hour I should really find something and stick to- holy shit there's a tick game!?"

by GINTegg March 30, 2022

Christmas tree surfing

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.

Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!

by allen314159 December 30, 2009

Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.

There's nothing more to see here.

by shill August 2, 2005

Stealth Surfing

Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.

Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.

"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."

by Carsan07 January 15, 2010

Pod Surfing

In the game Battlefield 2142 players are given access to Launch Pods from either APCs or the Titan Airships.

This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.

Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).

This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.

Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.

Player 1: How did he get to the other side of the map like that?
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??

by Dean Athow February 25, 2008

sumfing

Sumfing - A thing of some kind. The same as something only pronounced in a silly matter.

"There is sumfing in my soupy."

by Garrett Thorne August 9, 2006