submarine muslim

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

by Spanky 69 October 20, 2005

submarined

To be attacked by surprise. To be set up. Ambushed.

My coworker submarined my today! We sat down for an hour to discuss how to solve the problem and came up with a solution. Then, when we met with the boss and he didn't seem all that wild about "my" solution, my coworked simply nodded his head in agreement with the boss's comments and stared at me blankely as though he didn't know what I was talking about.

by rustyspring October 16, 2007

Turkish Submarine

When you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.

Man I ate Taco-Bell before my shift and then turned the office into a Turkish Submarine!

by BARRY "O-Town" June 25, 2010

Bloody Submarine

It's when you poke a bitch and find out the tampon is still in.

I took a girl home from the bar last night and didnt know i was gonna have to go on a bloody submarine ride. I thought i was gonna have to Tony Danza the bitch, but i got her back by finger blasting her and sticking my fingers in her mouth.

by CyberDeamon May 6, 2010

submarining

Similiar to Motor Boating, only submarining involves a really loose girl so that you can effectively motorboat her cooch.
truf truf truf
da da da

"yo, u know tits-magee?"
"yea, you could use D's-magees'pussy as a slingshot"
"I know, I submarined her last week"
"you no good, submarining son of a bitch!"

by Da da da May 30, 2006

Submarine

A sexual act involving a man eating out a woman's vagina while masturbating. Just before the man cums he looks up at her and when she notices him looking at her he says "Target locked". While the girl is still in confusion he says "Fire Torpedo!" as he jumps up and cums in her face. Then walks away saying "Target Destroyed"

"Kellsi was so surprised when I gave her that submarine for her birthday"

by DJ {Taco} October 30, 2008

Titanic submarine

Titanic submarine, idk how to spell it, a group of five people goes in expedition to achieve their journey, going to see the titanic, but it went wrong. The oxygen level went decrease as they go down, and then, they died because of the lack oxygen. It recent turns into a meme, well.. sorta (inspiration from lesson in meme culture)

Titanic submarine? More like unsafe submarine! That was not a good joke was it?

by Unauthorizedplayer123 June 29, 2023