Microsoft Tech Support 

A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"

Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*

Microsoft Tech Support by XDhobo June 10, 2019

Child Support 

A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?

It's a societal abuse of divorced men.

Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.

Child Support by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

moral support 

Offering your psychological help when doing absolutely nothing. Kind of like the sort of person who does jack shit during group projects.

"He's only providing moral support. What a wanker"

moral support by NaysWindu May 26, 2017

Indian Tech Support 

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

Indian Tech Support by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

microsoft tech support 

a kid named tahim

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?

microsoft tech support by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017

emotional support kpop boy 

once you become a kpop stan, you’re assigned a kpop boy to be your emotional support boy. said kpop boy is either your ideal mans or ideal best friend.

kpop stan1: “my emotional support kpop boy is bangchan from stray kids, what about you?”

kpop stan2: “yoongi from bts. i mean-? he’s so soft and squishy he’s always there. and he never leaves…”

emotional support kpop boy by ㅠㅠ… June 26, 2021

tech support 

A service offered by companies unable to create products that work consistently and/or at all. Most often available via telephone, this service involves one or more employees asking for all of your information short of your fucking eye color, after which, said one or more employees will offer vague, unhelpful suggestions that can already be found in your appliance's manual. If none of said vague, unhelpful suggestions result in an unlikely success, employees will lamely request you attempt to turn off, and turn back on said appliance, after which said employee will A: Disconnect your call or B: Transfer you to an equally unhelpful department.

Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?

Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.

Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?

Dave: Sure, go ahead.

Tech support: Age?

Dave: 43.

Tech support: Name?

Dave: Dave.

Tech support: Account number and password?

Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?

Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?

Dave: What?

Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.

tech support by Haven R. May 6, 2008