straight edged

abstaining from alcohol, smoking and recreational drug use.Some adherents may also abstain from caffeine and promiscuity.

dark and battle are straight edged,but not stoney

by mr moo moo June 29, 2008

Straight fag

n. A heterosexual.

On 4chan, EVERYONE is a faggot (regardless of sexuality), and a need came up to differentiate between types of faggotry. A homosexual would be a gay fag, and a fan of Japanese cartoons would be an anime fag.

I wanted him to do me up the butt, but it turns out he was a straight fag.

by Goat Slywinkle June 7, 2011

ur mom straight

The opposite of ur mom gay. It is used as an ultimate comeback and will insult anybody no matter what, or make them laugh.

Chad: ur mom gay
Brett: ur dad lesbian
Chad: ur granny tranny
Brett: ur grandpap a trap
Chad: ur dads ur mom
Brett: ur moms ur dad
Chad: UR MOM STRAIGHT
Brett: *The molecules collapse within and Brett dissolves into a puddle of human which is then drunk by Chad, making Chad two humans as once, living on both within his mortal coil.

by Miost May 13, 2018

Straight Minus

Straight Minus is to be straight but close to being asexual. When you are straight minus you are attracted to someone of the opposite gender, but you find the sexual human body to be strange.

Kevin: Did you hear about Juanita?
Kyle: No, what's wrong with her?
Kevin: Nothing, she's just Straight Minus

by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013

Straight from the bees

When something is extremely fresh.

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.

by Louweeemark January 21, 2015

straight outta crazyland

A slang term describing someone who is seriously out of their mind.

That new quiet guy working in our department has marched here straight outta crazyland.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Straghit

A different way of expressing your heterosexuality. You can also trick others into saying that they are gay, but this should not be used in an offensive way.

"Yo dude are you straghit"
"No i aint straghit"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAH ur gay"

by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021