stoop & droop

An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...

(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.

(b) dude, you gota go?

(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!

by Da B@T February 8, 2009

stoop so low

when you make very poor judgement on something.

You had to stoop so low when you hit me in the face?

by the annoying computer February 3, 2018

Stoop Funny

A fun way of referring to someone as a "stupid funny" funny meaning 'funny looking'.

Girlfrannn #1: "OMG betch, did you see what the fuck ol' girl was wearing?

Girlfrannn #2: Hahaha, OmG, omgZZZ, Stoop Funny !!

by MRZY Cigs October 17, 2008

stoops patrol

1)when something or someone is REALLY stupid.
derived from the "word" STOOPS.

2)a group of seemingly stupid or annoying people.

1)oh snap! did you see what she just did? what a stoops patrol!

2)uh oh, looks like the stoops patrol is headed over here.

by juliaonthemoon August 27, 2008

Stoop(ing) Herb

Smoking/getting high while chilling on a stoop.

Stoop(ing) Herb

by Herbie B. April 26, 2011

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

by MulattoTech April 20, 2017

Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009