The act of flipping a stool over, sitting in between the legs, and rotating your hips. If done properly, this will result in the stool itself spinning with you on it. Much fun.
by OMGWTFROFLOL August 29, 2005
a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.
by Mickey Bitsko October 03, 2016
by Typsy November 19, 2007
A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V October 07, 2006
The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'
by Campbell (2008) March 04, 2008
Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.
by MiLlamoJeff October 13, 2015