whats the stitch?

Asking whats going on with something or someone else.

Girl says: I met this boy! Her friend says: Whats the stitch? Girl says: We're going out saturday!

by LexiiLoveAKA January 9, 2011

Stitch Up

An Australian term for when someone just barely salvages an otherwise bad situation

Jake "My card wouldn't process when i was paying for a $20 already made Subway meal and the bloke behind the counter was getting real pissed but then Derick paid for it"

Jeff "What a fucking Stitch Up"

by Gzoom December 10, 2018

Stitch Up

To perform a 'Manners'.

To pass on a task or job onto somebody that already has too much work or stress without the request job to be passed on. The job is passed on without consent hense the 'stitch up'

To Stitch Up is to ot turn up to work when something needs to be done that day, having not told anyone about certain jobs that need to be done so it gets picked up by someone else who has no choice.

by Puredirt101 May 27, 2009

Running Stitch

A terrible pain caused by running which usually results into very painful moans and crying. Its like a terrible cramp but about 20x worse. It usually occurs in the area below your stomach and feels like all of those organs are about to explode which impedes you from running. It usually takes a while to go away but it will slowly get better.

While Running
Sarah: OWWWW AHHH
Julie: What's wrong?
Sarah: My stomach hurts so bad! AHHH I can't run anymore it hurts so bad!!!
Julie: Maybe you just have a cramp
Sarah: No this is worse than a cramp! I just can't run anymore!
Julie: Oh ouch I think you have a running stitch, you better just sit out for a while

by bellringer_0098 October 7, 2009

stitch lip

keeping your mouth shut no matter what

Don't tell the cops! Keep it stitch lip!

by PR0123 December 13, 2016

gentleman's stitch

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?

When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.

by plagerist July 27, 2010

boopid stitch

A nice way of calling someone a stupid bitch. By reversing the first letters of the words, it is unlikely they will figure out what you are really saying and will give you a blank look.

Boopid Stitch! Have a nice day!

*blank stare in response* Thank you!

by LaDeena July 2, 2009