The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

by The Poops September 9, 2005

stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008

assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

"Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler" is a parody of the song ecstasy by SUICIDAL-IDOL. This parody is considered peak humor by gen alpha.

A: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER!
B: I hate gen alpha.
C: kys

by Houští October 27, 2023

Stinging roger

A term used to describe a hot filter/roach on a joint/blunt/spliff etc.

Guy 1:you want the rest of this joint? It's a stinging roger?
Guy 2: nah I'm good.

by DOMINANTMALE420 May 11, 2019

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

Slop-Sinking

Fornicating in/on company used work areas such as slop-sinks, walk-in freezers and utility closets.

1.) Bobby: "you take that girl home from the bar and give her the ol' sweet dick willy?"

Joe: "Nah, my wife was waiting for me at home so I took her in the back room and slop-sinked her."

2.) "I got fired cause the security cameras caught me slop-sinking while I was on the clock."

by Slop-sink March 25, 2010