get your stick wet

Male sexual gratification with a female.

Uncle: So...Dave. What have you been doing these days? Been out there trying to get your stick wet?

by stonerboner October 14, 2007

Brick City Steak-stick

The practice of "cooking" a Slim Jim, or other dried meat stick, by using a cigarette lighter thereby giving it a nice smokey taste. Said to "taste just like steak ". Most commonly occurs withing the confines of an inner city urban setting.

Damn, Melvin's been cooking up that Slim Jim for ten mintues. That Brick City steak-stick gonna be banging

by ace789nj February 22, 2015

stick death

Cartoons in which stick men are killed in a humorous way.

Rob Lewis has a website about stick death.

by Bobby May 11, 2003

Sandusky Stick-Up

Getting buttfucked/raped in the shower by the coach of your team.

Watch out for Coach Jim, I heard he gave Bobby a Sandusky Stick-Up last week.

by John Keogh November 11, 2011

dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.

After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!

by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.

My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

Blue Stick Special

1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.

In "Knocked Up" she pulled a Blue Stick Special on his ass.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 August 20, 2007